fuck you with a smile!

The first comedy special I ever saw was Eddie Murphy Raw. Fucking classic. The genre of music I fell in love with was 90’s Hip-Hop. Fucking great. And the most influential person on my career was Charles Poliquin. Fucking amazing coach. Point being there have been a lot of f-bombs in my life, so it has become part of my vocabulary to the dismay of some around me.

I get it, it’s not for everyone. But for me, it’s one of the most interesting and versatile words in the English language. There are almost 30,000 words that begin with the letter F, and it is the only one that is referred to as the F-word.

It’s the one magical word, just by its sound can describe pleasure, pain, hate, love, and exasperation. 

It falls into many grammatical categories, for example:
As a transitive verb; Corona fucked everybody.
As an intransitive verb; Corona fucks.

The meaning is not always sexual, for example:

It can be used as an adjective; “I’m doing all the fucking work.”
As an adverb; “You talk too fucking much!”
As an adverb enhancing an adjective; “You are fucking beautiful.”
As a noun; “I don’t give a fuck!”
As part of a word; “Un-FUCKING-Believable” or “In-FUCKING-Credible”
And, as almost every word in a sentence; “Fuck those fucking fuckers.”

There isn’t another word with the versatility of the word fuck. Look at how it can be used to convey the following sentiments… 

FRAUD: “I got fucked at the deanship today.”
DISMAY: “Aw, fuck it.”
TROUBLE: “I guess I’m really fucked now.”
AGGRESSION: “Don’t fuck with me.”
DIFFICULTY: “I don’t understand this fucking question.”
INQUIRY: “Who the fuck was that?”
DISSATISFACTION: “I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.”
INCOMPETENCE: “He’s a fuckup.”
DISMISSAL: “Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?”
And the classic, CONFUSION: “What the Fuck did I just read?”

All I’m saying is that it’s a great word. If you don’t like it FUCK YOU! :)

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Also, here is some research from Scientific American about how swearing isn’t a sign of lower intelligence.